This is not my ceiling
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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