Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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