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WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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