how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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