is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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