I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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