Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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