hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
