i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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