just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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