I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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