i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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