Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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