You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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