he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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