Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so that wasnt chicken after all
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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