i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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