i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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