I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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