shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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