So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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