Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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