Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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