i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I didn't notice because vodka
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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