My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
