how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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