He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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