Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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