I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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