Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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