I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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50% drunk capacity currently
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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