just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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