Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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