so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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