She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
