dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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