D3 body, D1 cock
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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