Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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