I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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