What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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