Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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