Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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