he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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