jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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