I checked into jail on foursquare
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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