ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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