Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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