Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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