Just look for the house with the beer knights.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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