it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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