go do what you do best...puke behind churches
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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