We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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