Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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