He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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