Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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